The Keep It Salty Tee
The word belongs to me now.
I am told the young people say "salty" to mean aggrieved, embittered, or otherwise in a state of magnificent displeasure. I have decided to allow this. Salt is what turns mere roe into caviar, and a visible standard is what turns a mere person into one worth arguing with. The two have always been related.
My crown above, my mustache below, and between them the instruction. Midnight navy, the color of my caviar volume, for those keeping records. I certainly am.
More details
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Duke's Official Commissioned Goods
- Email: contact@support.checkout.thedukeapproves.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Keep It Salty Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
