The Winter Crown Beanie

₹1,580.81

A crown for the colder months.

It has come to my attention that the traditional crown, whatever its ceremonial virtues, does nothing whatsoever for the ears. This is a design flaw four thousand years of monarchy failed to address. I have addressed it.

The mark is stitched in gold thread, as these things ought to be. The rest is soft, dark, and warm, three qualities I have never once been accused of possessing.

Snug knit beanie with a folded cuff. Embroidered gold crown and mustache. One size, generously accommodating of both large heads and large opinions.

Wear it pulled low. Royalty is a posture, not a paper.

Select color: Navy

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More details

  • 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
  • One size fits most

Size & Fit

  • Circumference: 17 ⅜ - 17 ⅞

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.