The Winter Crown Beanie
A crown for the colder months.
It has come to my attention that the traditional crown, whatever its ceremonial virtues, does nothing whatsoever for the ears. This is a design flaw four thousand years of monarchy failed to address. I have addressed it.
The mark is stitched in gold thread, as these things ought to be. The rest is soft, dark, and warm, three qualities I have never once been accused of possessing.
Snug knit beanie with a folded cuff. Embroidered gold crown and mustache. One size, generously accommodating of both large heads and large opinions.
Wear it pulled low. Royalty is a posture, not a paper.
More details
- 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Duke's Official Commissioned Goods
- Email: contact@support.checkout.thedukeapproves.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK Seial No. 611S
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 17 ⅜ - 17 ⅞
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Winter Crown Beanie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
17.32
|
87
|
2.55
|
8.2
|