The Keep It Neat Tee
Two words. One bar order. An entire philosophy.
"Neat" is how whiskey arrives when nothing has been done to it, which is to say, correctly. It is also how one ought to keep one's affairs, one's signature, and one's exit from any party that has gone on too long. I have followed this instruction my whole life. The whiskey portion, at minimum.
Printed in ink on cream, the paper of my own pages, because the whiskey volume deserved the honor of the light shirt. The others may take it up with me in writing.
More details
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Duke's Official Commissioned Goods
- Email: contact@support.checkout.thedukeapproves.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Keep It Neat Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
